Quotes from Keith Broaders

[Keith Broaders]

Quotes from Keith Broaders

"The fear of death makes cowards of us all and debt makes us slaves."
"Changing your Congressman is like changing the bedroom furniture in a whore house."
"Petitioning the government for a redress of grievances is like asking your rapist to wear a condom."
"Politicians are like hemorrhoids, they are nothing but a pain in the ass." What is the difference between a Cockroach and a Congressman? The Cockroach has more legs and a larger brain.
    What does a snake have in common with a Congressman?  Both are cold blooded mammals that speak with a forked tongue and have no balls.

To avoid getting screwed take away the President's Viagra.